That awkward moment

(music credit to my friend Jason)

This song.

Isn't it so good?

"That awkward moment"

sometimes those things crack me up! 

But I can't get myself to say them or do a status update. 

Part of it is just the trend factor but 

part of it is I think I would have SO MANY

So I am giving in for today.

Here are some that have occurred recently:

That awkward moment

 when, you're trying to sleep but you're overheating 

with no covers 

and realize you can't

 take anymore clothes off.

That awkward moment

 two minutes later you are freezing

That awkward moment

when you realize what you just said is really 

what she said.

("That's what she said"

--if you catch what I am referring to without my hint, 

give yourself 10 points--)

That awkward moment

 when, you want to delete your status

 because nobody liked it or commented on it

That awkward moment

 when, your phone auto-corrects and it just gets dirty/ugly

That awkward moment

 when, you are done doing your business

 and theeeeen look to see

 there is no TP left.

That awkward moment

 when, you slip on the ice and realized 

yup, they definitely just saw that

That awkward moment

 when, your roommate freaks out

 when you come downstairs

 because she thought 

you were a man

That awkward moment

 when, all you want is a spoon for your ice cream 

so you whisper "I wanna spoon"

and it comes out all creepy and is taken as 

you want TO spoon

That awkward moment

 when, someone's pants are unzipped and unbuttoned. 

(I can't always get around to telling a guy but girls I don't even hesitate)

Conclusions, we all have awkward moments and...

PS. I love HOUSE

Lessons:

Do not date FHE members.

..no matter how many teachers

 and general authority say..

..she was my FHE sister

...99.9% of the time.. 

it is not smart to date them. 

Especially during the time you see them 

every Sunday and Monday. 

Anyway, be super overly smart when you date 

or make a move on someone in the ward.

...Think about potential awkward moments before they happen :)

I'm not gunna lie,
some awkward things are so wonderful

 but
 some should've and could've been avoided