Meet Kmart.

This is the guy from Kmart. We will leave him nameless because I already feel a little bad for this..

wait, are you saying you wouldn't give him YOUR number?

Oh man. I just laughed my Count laugh. That's horrible.

*I decided to score the date*

So after 2 and something weeks of texts and facebook contacts, giving him some sass and ignoring some, I finally agreed. I gave him a time limit and a specific time. Then when it came down to it when he was trying to be creative with what to do he asked because of time if just dinner was fine? My response. Nope. Dessert. And that is how it was decided. I was determined to get Coldstone's. I got it. *1 point*

We were supposed to go at 6pm and as the time got closer I realized he didn't even ask where to get me from and never called or anything. * -5 points*At 6:20 I figured he was standing me up! Kind of surprised since he went through so much trouble and all my being difficult. But right when I was getting comfortable I get a text. OH GOODY! I still get my ice cream.*.5 points* I took my sweet time finishing up my notes and drove to my apartment. On my way there he called me. I ignored it. Was walking to my apartment when I saw him sitting in his car with a friend while he answers his phone and says, "You're walking the wrong way silly." *.-5 points. he can not call me silly.*

Then I get in the car-no door or walk to it or anything. I introduce myself to his friend. *-3 points* And we go to get the friend's date. LUCKILY there was another couple. I was worried about that. I was being very tired and drained and not trying to be all friendly. He turns to me at the stoplight and says, "So I thought you were trying to hint to me that you really didn't want a date with me and that you never wanted to see me with the way you were texting me for a while there. Haha funny huh?" (hilarious buddy. oh hints..) "Ha, yeah...funny..." *-.5 points...for not getting the hint!*

Before the date even got started he was asking me to go see the midnight showing of Thor with him on Thursday. *-.5 points*Uh, are you kidding? You were lucky to get an hour today! I said how it sounded fun but that I have a class on Friday and I'd like to make sure my papers for it and my sleep were taken care of. Plus, there's curfew AT midnight. He left it at that and changed the topic to something amazing that I don't remember, sneaking in all these references to my facebook that he so obviously stalks. *-1 point* We get to Coldstone's... he walks weird with his friend and gets the door for everyone but then stands there while I go to the line alone. Seeing that my new Bishop-who I am pretty sure has no idea who I am- and his 2 daughters are in line front of me. He brings up some of more my facebook statuses cleverly and asks about Ecuador. Closing with, wow. you have such a big heart. And brought up Thor again. My response the same. And his? Curfew doesn't even matter so put that one aside.at least for this one (me thinking.. him a bishop of a byui college ward right here... and hes mine. ha funny.) * -2 points*

Then he cut me off as I was talking to the ice cream guy. Gah. *-2 points* 

After some more references to my life and what not we sat down with our ice cream and he starts talking, "So, picture this. A sunny day, sometime next week, a blanket on the grass at the park with a guitar on it. And then enters you and I....What do you think?" *okay, 3 points, he tried* Bahahhahaha are you kidding me!?! The first date that I was pretty rude about in the first place has barely started and he's already asked for 2 more dates less than a week! *-1 point*

Then I admired his friends dimples and thought about he looked like one of my friends. Amid all this I somehow lost control of my spoon and flinged it across the room. bhahaha, idiot. They all stopped and stared. Uh, haha.. yeah... Kmart offered to get me another spoon once I was already up and throwing away the other one. *.5 points* 

Some more chit chat, then a walk to the car, some more just lovely comments. Then! He didn't stop all the way at a stop sign and got mad at the sweet guy letting us go anyways, honked his horn did something weird with his hand and said, "Gosh! You almost saw a little birdie buddy." *-3 points*

Get back to my apartment, and pulls into the handicapped spot and says "well thanks for finding time for me." I walk myself to my door and never look back bahaha. *-2 points* And of course, not too long later do I get texts from him again. Here we goooo again! So, I said no to the other dates through text and cross my fingers that I can deal with my life without him for a little while at least.

Oh and I found out he didn't serve a mission. *-8 points* The last 3 years he and his girlfriend lived on the east coast and the west coast and were planning on getting married but it didn't work out. *-8 points* And he's trying out for the American Idol X-Factor in a month because he pretty much is the little singer up here... at all the farmer's markets and fairs. *1 point. i like music* WOW. He wants to be an artist so watch out for him!

**Final Score -30 points** 

That was long. sorry. but i still left out details...